oliver saria

Feb. 17, 2006

Corpus Christi, TX - Harry Whittington was released from the hospital today and immediately sought to quell criticism over the Vice President’s handling of the situation. In a written statement, the 78-year old lawyer and GOP loyalist insisted that the VP did not shoot him, claiming instead that “Dick Cheney showered my face with Freedom Pellets. When they punctured me, I could feel the relevence the of the 2nd amendment coursing through my veins … lodging near my heart muscle, and causing a minor heart attack. God bless America.”