Archive for October, 2005

New Articles!

Thursday, October 13th, 2005

I’ve written two new articles under the onion-esque main page.
“Man Purchases Less Elitist Black Headphones”

“Study Finds Tulare County Leads Nation In Child Molesters, Hot Kids”
read ‘em!

What the world needs now . . .

Wednesday, October 5th, 2005

What the world needs now is love, sweet love. Not another weblog. Either way, there will be none of that here. Since weblogs breed self-absorption, there will be virtually no information about myself or my life. Instead, I’ll be updating the pages that appear to the side every Wednesday.
Stay tuned . […]