I’m getting a little better at posting more regularly. It’s only been a week and a half since the last one. Whoopee for all 4 of you that read. Enjoy, losers.
FEMA Dismantled
Lesbian Porn Sure Cured My Misogyny
Duke Lacrosse Rape Scandal
I have a new category called “This Week In News” with a new post.
Prenatal Tips: Caring for Your Unwanted Baby.
Al Roker Resembles Own Scrotum
I’ve written two new articles under the onion-esque main page.
“Man Purchases Less Elitist Black Headphones”
“Study Finds Tulare County Leads Nation In Child Molesters, Hot Kids”
read ‘em!
What the world needs now is love, sweet love. Not another weblog. Either way, there will be none of that here. Since weblogs breed self-absorption, there will be virtually no information about myself or my life. Instead, I’ll be updating the pages that appear to the side every Wednesday.
Stay tuned . […]